126+ Funny 60th Birthday Captions For Instagram-Mom & Dad

If you are reading this right now, we know that you have some really cute pictures in your phone gallery that you just can’t wait to share, telling the whole world how you celebrated with your grandma as she turned 60 last week. So here are some 60th birthday captions to help.

We know that you were thinking of putting up an awesome post that could send the Insta fam giving their good wishes.

But while you have a host of pictures, it may not be easy to come up with the best lines that describe them and this is why you have us here.

So, now all that you have to do is browse through this collection of 60th birthday captions. It doesn’t matter whether you invited a houseful of guests or just had a cozy dinner with the two of you. You will find the right lines for you.

We would love to know what 60th birthday captions you chose for you.

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60th Birthday Captions

60 years of magnificence.
Happy 60th, Papa. Wishing you many more years of adventure, love, and good times with family.
Happy Birthday to the love of my life! I can’t believe you are turning SIXTY this year! You’re more stunning than ever.
Sixty years of inspiring people around you. You deserve the best!
The Real Adventure Of Life Starts At 60
Counting My Blessing As I Turn Sixty
Keep Dazzling At Sixty
Be The Best Young Man At Sixty
I turned 60 this morning. Cheers to many more years of dancing in the aisles, enjoying with the family, and lots of fun ahead.
I am 59 + 1
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
We’re celebrating Dad! Tell your dad that we’ve got his back—and his front, and pretty much his whole world. Happy birthday, Dad! You’re the nicest.
May you continue to be wiser each passing day and may your good conduct be seen in your works. Wishing you a happy 60th birthday!
Today is the 60th birthday of my lifelong best friend and partner in life. I will love you forever, You’re my hero!
To my husband, the love of my life. You’ve made me the woman I am today, and I’m so proud to be celebrating 60 years of marriage with you today. Happy birthday!
Just Turned 60. Limited Edition. All Parts Original.
Cheers To Being Sixty And Sassy
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Turning 60 is a blessing. Hope you get lots more. Happy birthday!
Just Turned 60 And Feeling More Alive Than Ever
Celebrate Dad on his big day in grand style—and be sure to indulge in a few of his favorite things to do together.
What’s more precious than gold? You are 60 years old.
Amusement park tickets cost more for your grandkids than you.
You Make Sixty Look Good
Six decades of this guy. Couldn’t be more proud. Here’s to 60 more years of cheers, love, and golf.
Happy birthday to the best dad in the world. We love you so much and we are all so grateful to have you here with us today!
This is the best time of year to celebrate a new year–and today couldn’t be more perfect. For 60 years, thank God for life.
Sexy, Stunning At Sixty
Sixty Is the New Twenty
Looking Pretty Sexy At Sixty
Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.
I am not 60. I am 18, with 42 years’ experience.
Sixty isn’t so bad! It just means you’ve been a perfect ten six times in a row.
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife and partner in crime, the first girl I ever kissed. I love you more today than ever before and can’t wait for many more adventures, laughs, and good times with you.
Happy Birthday! You are 60 years of sunshine, brightening my day.
I can’t count how many times you have made me smile or laugh with your beautiful heart. Happy birthday my love.
After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.
WARNING: 60 yrs old. Proceed With Caution
Life Begins At Sixty.

60th Birthday Captions For Instagram

Sixty And Classy
Happy 60th birthday! May you be blessed with only the good things in life. Enjoy your day!
Keep Making Memories After Turning Sixty
Happy birthday to the greatest dad in the world. You are more than my hero, you are my inspiration! I love you.
60 rocks!
Just a few more years until senior citizen discounts will pay for half of all your expenses.
Be The Person You’ve Always Dreamt To Be At 60
Wishing you a happy and carefree 60th birthday.
Keep Calm And Stay Awesome At 60
Aging is not a bad thing. You are given more time to enjoy life and inspire the people around you.
There are even greater things in life that await you. Happy 60th birthday!
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance.
60 years young and full of life’s adventures! Happy birthday, Dad!
You’ve got to dance like nobody’s watching, love like you’ve never been hurt, and sing like there’s nobody listening, why, of course, it’s your special day. #60 #sister
You’re not just aging, you’re becoming amazing. Happy 60th birthday!
You can go grey and know that it looks spectacular.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
60 is the new 40. You’re beautiful from the inside out. Happy birthday to a handsome husband and best friend. Let’s love the way we dreamed of this year.
Looks 20, Feels 22, Acts 18,
Life begins at 60.
Cheers to my big bro’s 60th birthday and to all the adventures that lie ahead. Happy Birthday. #60!
Looking fifty is great, if you’re sixty.
Congratulations! In only 40 years you’ll be a century old.
Being 60 is the best. You can still have fun, but now you have the freedom.
Truly this is a day to cherish and remember. May it be full of love, joy, and happiness! Happy birthday to you!
At 60 you at least have excuses.
Just think, this is your 60th birthday cake. Keep having birthdays so I can keep having cake every year on this day.
Stay stunning at sixty!
Congratulations on turning 60. Now you can wear anything you want, and no one will care.
Age is just a number. It might say 60 in writing, but in my heart, you’ll always be 29.
Living life to the fullest for 60 years.
True, being 60 comes with more gray hair and wrinkles, but there is the senior discount to look forward to. Happy Birthday.
A very happy 60th birthday to a real beauty.
I am 60 and I feel great. Feel for yourself.
On your 60th birthday, May you be surrounded by the people whom you dearly cherish and love you. I wish you a memorable day.
Keep Calm And Stay Classy In 60

Funny 60th Birthday Captions

I am too sexy to be 60!
Birthday Calories Don’t Count When You’re Sixty
I am so glad that God blessed me with such a wonderful brother like you – I am so very thankful for your love and support all these years. Happy Birthday
Turning sixty is being too old for a midlife crisis but too young for Velcro shoes.
60? I demand a recount.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!
Sixty Is Not For The Faint Hearted
60? not me. No way. Prove it!
Growing with you has been the best experience ever. I can still remember those memorable childhood experiences. Happy 60th birthday brother!
Did you realize you’ve made 60 trips around the sun? Wow! That’s a ton! Happy Birthday.
A True Gentleman Will Never Get Scared Turning Sixty Years Old
Sixty isn’t all bad. You do have naps to look forward to.
60 Is The New Awesome
I am happy for you, celebrating your 60th birthday and yet you look like you are in your twenties. Have a wonderful 60th birthday!
Sixty And Proud
Make your time on earth as awesome as you are when you turn sixty.
You are more than your age. You deserve all the love in the world. Have an awesome 60th birthday!
Sixty Is Sweeter Than Sixteen
You make me want to turn 60. Congratulations on your 60th birthday!
You aren’t growing older at 60; you’re growing wiser in all the best ways.
May you live all the days of your life.
Life’s a journey, not a destination. We celebrate you, Dad, on this milestone birthday!
Sixty is the golden age where you get to catch up on all that sleep you missed while you were 20, whether you want to or not! Happy Birthday.
60 Years Of Being A Legend

60th Birthday Photo Captions

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Be Thrilled To Be Turning Sixty
You make us want to turn sixty. Happy birthday!
Turning Sixty Is Not For The Weak Souls
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
You’re as beautiful as you were 30 years ago. Stay the way you are. Many people love you. Happy 60th!
Keep Breaking Hearts At Sixty
Don’t trust anyone under ’60s.
At 60 years, you have many years of wisdom, May you always be a role model and mentor to others. I wish you a happy 60th Birthday!
Just think, you’ll be 70 in just 10 short years.
Having your 60th birthday isn’t just about growing older. There is more gray hair and wrinkles to look forward to, as well.
It’s not that 60-year-old people are lazy: by 60, they’re masters at efficiency.
There are many advantages of being sixty. Ask any 80 year old.
Happy 60th birthday to my wonderful sister! You’re the sweetest and most authentic person I know.
Sassy Sixty
A classic and a goodie. Congratulations on your 60th!
At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing.
Look At You Turning 30 Twice
60? it’s only a number.
Wishing you good health and long life. Happy 60th birthday!
Everything gets better with age, just like you! Happy Birthday.
If you think 60 is bad, just remember in 10 years, you’ll be 70. Happy Birthday!
Life is great at 60.
People are like an antique: the higher the age, the more valuable. You, my friend, are truly valuable.
Looking 50 is great if you are sixty.

60th Birthday Captions For Mom

Sixty! Aged to perfection.
My love for you has only grown over the years. Happy Birthday, hubby!
Sisters are like stars.. You don’t always see them, but you know they are there. Happy Birthday to my big sister!
Too Old To Remember My Mistakes
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
It’s Never Too Late To Be Better Than You Were 60 Years Ago
You are just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
Now that I’m 60, I wouldn’t want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn’t mind looking like one.
Life’s milestones are not supposed to be counted, they’re supposed to be celebrated. Happy 60th birthday.
It took 60 years to look this good.
Gentlemen Who Turn 60 Are Badass Oldies
Sis, you’re the best version of yourself today. Hope your 60th is the best yet! love you, my dear sister.
Have a glorious 60th birthday! You deserve all the best things in the world!
There is no day like this and never will it be, May you enjoy it with those who matter in your life. I wish you a memorable day and a happy new year in your life. Happy 60th Birthday!
You are finally old enough to do all the stuff you wanted to do before you turn 70.
Sixty, the new forty.
60 And Sexy
Happy 60th birthday! You know it’s a challenging year when you pass out trying to blow out your candles.
I am 60. What is your excuse?
Turning 60 Makes You Look Forward To The Future
Wishing a beautiful, happy birthday to my sister in law! You’re the best. #ShesMyHero #60thBirthday #LoveYou #Sisters
Congratulations on your 60th birthday. May this day bring you lots of love, hugs and kisses. Happy birthday!

60th Birthday Captions For Dad

You’re Sixty And You Know It
60 Is Just A Number
Sixty looks beautiful on you! Happy Birthday.
On your 60th birthday, I just want to say. Have a beautiful day.
Happy Birthday, Dad. We’re the luckiest kids to have you in our lives every day—to love, to laugh with, and learn from. We all love you so much.
Sixty, damn, look so good.
Still Looking Fab At Sixty
60 Is Six Perfect 10s
Well, here we are. And I’m exactly 60 years old today. How is that even possible?? I have a lot to be grateful for. Happy birthday to me!
I’ve been waiting all year for this. Happy birthday to dad—my best friend and the coolest guy in the galaxy.
Happy birthday to my brother, who is always by my side for laughs and love. Great memories + endless potential = 60 years of making it happen. Here’s to you!”
This is my second time turning 30.
At 60, I don’t want you to shed a tear. It’s only but a year.
60 And Still Rocking
Your eyes hold a special gleam because you’re 60 years young living the dream.
Being 60 is really no different than being 50 except that you’re 10 years closer to 70.
So, you have been ruling the planet for 60 years, uh?
At 60 years old your experience becomes as valuable as your natural talent.
Getting old and turning sixty is realizing life is full of surprises. You just need to take them all in.
WARNING: 60 And Cranky
Sixty years young and looking great is a good reason to celebrate!
Sixty might only be a number, but your birthday candles are definitely a fire hazard.
I’m Not 60. I’m 59.75 With Tax
Sixty is that magical age where the hair you can’t grow on your head grows everywhere else. Happiest of birthdays!