121+ 70th Birthday Captions For Instagram-Mom & Dad 2023

Turning 70 is indeed a time to celebrate. But we know you know that already, because otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this list of 70th birthday captions to find the right lines to describe how you celebrate your grandmother’s birthday on Instagram and Facebook.

So, go ahead. We have here a set of 70th birthday captions giving you a crazy collection of lines to choose from as you upload memories of all you did on grandma’s recent birthday, candies, selfies and all.

Did you cut a cake in her bed? Or did you take her out to her favourite place? Or did you just spend a day at her feet, with cousins all around, listening to tales from her childhood, and recording everything.

Come on. Tell us all about it. Show us the pictures and say something by choosing one of these 70th birthday captions that we have prepared ready.

70th Birthday Captions

70th Birthday Captions
  • Happy 70th birthday! May you always stay happy and healthy!
  • I see much strength in you and long life. Thank you for being a good example and a mother to us.
  • A very cool mentor is turning 70. Have the best of it. Happy 70th Birthday Daddy!
  • Happy birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
  • Once you turn 70, you can again start wearing diapers. Growing old is a gift to enjoy childhood again. Do what you enjoy the most.
  • Happy 70th Birthday to the man of my dreams, you’re the perfect gift. ??
  • At 70, the mind runs faster than the body.
  • Nothing is sweeter than you, so we don’t need a cake for your 70th birthday.
  • Happy 70th birthday. Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you!
  • You’re not on the road to getting old. You’re on the road to getting better. Happy 70th birthday!
  • I pray to the Lord that 24 hours of your 70th birthday become as memorable as the last 70 years of your life.
  • Sending my best wishes for a wonderful 70th birthday!
  • Here is a bug! Oh, sorry a hug! Happy birthday! PS: 70’s joke!
  • There are no words adequate enough to convey how happy sending you birthday wishes for your 70th birthday makes me. Happy, happy b’day!
  • so grateful to spend this life with you. Thank you for teaching me, loving me, and being such an amazing example of a woman in this world.”
  • Considering what an amazing person you are while reading your 70th birthday card, just imagine how excellent you’ll be in 10 more years!
  • Have a really fun 70th birthday, you only get to turn 70 once.
  • Now that you’re in your 70s, it’s time to grow up and stop acting like an irresponsible 60-year-old.
  • When you turn 70, you deserve to be respected. Too bad life isn’t fair.

70th Birthday Captions For Instagram

  • Turning 70 means seven decades and counting.
  • Turning 70 and loving it!
  • Your wrinkles point to a great life and strong teeth, so what happened to your teeth?
  • You’re turning 70 today? Ha! You don’t look a day over 50! Happy birthday
  • Once in a lifetime, a very special friend comes along. One who touches your heart and reminds you that you are blessed. Happy 70th birthday to my best friend.
  • Turning 70 and just getting started!
  • Happy 70th B-Day! Let me post a selfie with my youngest friend.
  • In 30 years, you’ll be 100 and 100% perfect in my mind. Keep up the magnificent work and have a wonderful birthday.
  • You have shown us all how to live through your 70 years without any words needed, just by doing. Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday to my dear mother who just recently turned 70. Cheers to many years.
  • Though you may feel very old, the world is thousands of years old, at least! So being only 70 years old isn’t that big of a deal.
  • I probably don’t need to tell you but never lose that passion and desire to try new things. That’s what keeps you young. Have a brilliant day.
  • A 70th birthday is reason to celebrate all the glorious years you have spent on this planet with family and friends who love you dearly. Love to you on this important day!
  • I’m so lucky to have had you as my granddad. Here’s to 70 more years with you in my life!
  • Turning 70 and looking beautiful!
  • You have just entered the fun age zone!
  • A star was born 70 years ago, that is the best thing that ever happened. It’s your birthday, happy 70 years of stardom.
  • You are just the right age to be a really cool senior citizen.
  • Let’s go out and show the world that age is just a number by partying late at night and dancing our hearts out. Happy 70th Birthday!
  • It’s my birthday, and am so happy for this beautiful year of mine Thank you for being part of the celebration.
  • Reaching 70 and looking as good as you do is truly inspirational. Happy birthday, pretty woman!
  • Happy 70th birthday and many happy returns of the day. Keep on going strong! sweetest love.

Funny 70th Birthday Captions

Funny 70th Birthday Captions
  • Mom, I’m so happy to be your daughter/son so I can wish you a Happy 70th Birthday.
  • Now that you are 70, all your years of dieting, exercising, and doctor’s visits are really starting to pay off.
  • You’ve accomplished enough to fulfill several lifetimes, and yet you’re only 70 years old!
  • The saying goes that wisdom is not measured in years. Well you’ve had 70 years of experience and I think that adds up to quite a lot of wisdom.
  • Happy birthday! 70 years passed away so silently! You are still so young and muscular! Proud of you my oldie goldie!
  • Have an amazing 70th birthday. Wish you’ll always be this happy forever.
  • Turning 70 today means we have to celebrate and never stop.
  • You look great for somebody who’s turning 80!
  • Turning 70 isn’t the worst thing to happen, but never reaching that age is. Celebrate, be happy, and look forward to life ahead!
  • Mom, let’s go blow out those 70 candles and make a wish on each one.
  • It’s my 70th birthday, I can’t wait to spend it with joy! Celebrating my birthday with the joy of giving. You are the best gift of all,
  • Mom, today you turn 70 and I want you to know how blessed I am to be your daughter/son.
  • It’s your birthday, we are going to celebrate the day! Hope it’s filled with happiness and plenty of love.
  • Your life has been filled with incredible moments, and so as you reach this milestone I just wanted to wish you a very happy 70th birthday.
  • Happy 70th birthday Daddy! May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best.
  • As you approach the age of 70, Dad, I give thanks for all the time we’ve spent together, and I look forward to many more happy years with you by my side. Happy b’day.
  • A very good soulis turning 70. You are simply the best, I feel overwhelmed to be part of your life.

70th Birthday Photo Captions

  • I’m wishing you another 30 great years of life before you officially turn old at 100.
  • Happy 70th Birthday to a 30-year-old face and 40-year-old body.
  • It has been a wonderful life, and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it. I just want to thank you all for the love and kindness you’ve shown me over the years.
  • Happy 70th birthday! May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
  • Mom, you are a special person and cherished by me and all who know you. Happy 70th Birthday.
  • Mother, after sharing almost 70 years of life with you, I feel blessed, and I’m so happy that I’m able to celebrate your birthday. All my love and good wishes!
  • The problem with getting old isn’t so much that you slow down, it’s that the rest of the world doesn’t.
  • When you hit your seventies, you start getting congratulated again for not having to wear a diaper. People say, “You did it! You made it to the bathroom!”
  • Enjoy your special day and get ready for even more in the years to come.
  • I wish you abundant happiness and love. Happy 70th birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known.
  • If your kids and grandkids look down on you in your 70s, you only have yourself to blame. You encouraged them to eat their vegetables and drink their milk.
  • On the special occasion of your 70th birthday, you deserve to enjoy every special moment of it. Let’s make it wonderful together!
  • Happy 70th Birthday to my mom, who is a brilliant and beautiful light in this world. Thanks for making this ride together so much fun!
  • Happy Birthday to the best husband ever! Today is your 70th birthday. Thank you for all the love and support.
  • Let’s go out and show the world that age 70 is the new 30. Let’s rock the party! Happy 70th Birthday!
  • I am blessed by knowing such an amazing person in his/her 70s.
  • It’s your 70th birthday! Have the time of your life today. Hope it’s filled with happiness and plenty of love.

70th Birthday Captions For Mom

  • Turning 70 means you get to eat all the chocolate you want.
  • From now on until your 100th I’m going to look forward to wishing you a happy birthday!
  • As you celebrate your 70th birthday, know that no matter how old you get, I’ll always be a friend you can count on. Best wishes on this special day!
  • Happy 70th birthday to the cutest woman, who still looks like a 40-year-old.
  • Congratulations, you were born many years ago. You created history!
  • If I could go back in time, I’d buy your birthday gift the year you were born. It would have been much less expensive 70 years ago.
  • No one decides to turn 70, they just happen to be lucky enough to still be able to breathe.
  • You’re sweeter than anyone I know, and you grow sweeter every year, which is all the more reason to celebrate your 70th birthday. Joyful is the day you came into this world!
  • 70 really looks great on you, dear senior citizen! Happy B’day!
  • Although you may be getting a bit older in years I know you’re still young a heart! Have a brilliant day!
  • 70 years young and still going strong—and planning more adventures and celebrations for the future.
  • Now that you’re 70, you can never drive as fast as your age in miles per hour again, for the rest of your life.
  • The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
  • Perhaps your mind isn’t as quick as it used to be, but it’s still faster than the body you have!
  • Happy late 70th birthday greeting! Sending you a bucket full of love.
  • Turning 70 isn’t the worst thing to happen, but never reaching that age is. Celebrate, be happy and look forward to life ahead!
  • Turning 70 means you never have to say you’re sorry.
  • 70 is an awesome number for such an awesome person! Keep getting better as you get older.

70th Birthday Captions For Dad

  • Turning 70 is a happening! Celebrate!
  • The world has been blessed by such an amazing person for a whole 70 years!
  • Some things are guaranteed, but turning 70 isn’t one of them; in fact, I would say that you outlived your extended warranty by quite a bit already!
  • A 70th birthday really is a massive achievement. When I get there I hope I still look as good as you do!
  • Congratulations on your 70th birthday! What a truly amazing achievement. Here’s to many more!
  • A 70th birthday is a reason to celebrate all the glorious years you have spent on this planet with family and friends who love you dearly. Love to you on this important day!
  • Happy 70th Birthday Mom! You are a ball of happy energy and our whole family is blessed to have you play a huge role in our lives. I love you!
  • Welcome to the fabulous seventies!
  • 70 may be a wonderful number, but not as awesome as you! Hope you have an awesome 70th!
  • It’s amazing that such a great person can develop in only 70 years.
  • Don’t worry if your youth seems to be escaping you at age 70, you can’t expect to catch all the grandkids!
  • We have been friends for nearly 70 years, and I consider your friendship a blessing. I wish you health and happiness for years to come on this very special day!
  • 70-year-old people still have the whole rest of their lives ahead of them.
  • Wishing you years more of happiness and good health. Happy 70th birthday.
  • Happy 70th birthday, what you need is some amazing time, and just enjoy your sugar-free birthday cake.
  • We are all so inspired by your zest for life. Wishing you many more happy years
  • Happy birthday, darling! Thank you for your lifelong love and support!

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