150+ Badass Snake Captions For Instagram- Funny Snake Plant 2024

It is not always that you manage to get a good picture of a creepy reptile, and more so not a snake. So, if you recently found one that you want to share, say something interesting about it. We are here to help with this list of snake captions for you.

Some are creepy, some are funny, some are informative and some are just explanatory. So, pick up the caption that you want and post it below your snake picture for the kind of impact you want to create on your Insta family.

Can’t wait to see the comments? Post a picture today with one of these snake captions and see!

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Snake Captions

Move fast, strike hard, no fear.
Surrounded by snakes and fakes.
I’m like a snake sleeping on a rock. I won’t bother you unless you poke a stick at me.
Snake’s poison is life to the snake; it is in relation to man that it means death.
When a woman teams up with a snake a moral storm threatens somewhere.
Trust me, my pungent friend, you’ll get what’s coming to you. My life is but to serve you, my Lord.
I am the jungle’s eyes. I can see the past, and the future. It is I, Kaa, who witnessed the coming of man.
Like a snake sheds its skin, we are capable of getting rid of assembled habits, creating space to call matters into question.
SHHH ??
There are no blurred lines in the world of this snake.
Bringing the squad together #TeamSnakes
Well, yeah, you listen to a talking snake and there’s gonna be trouble.
The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your own tooth
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
Do not disturb, I’m sleeping.
Cleverly disguised as the snake emoji.
Roots. ??
Snakes have no arms. That’s why they don’t wear vests.
Every great story seems to begin with a snake.
We’re all about working smarter, not harder. That strategy led to a stunning photo-shoot with a very non-traditional animal model.
To the unspoiled, even a snake bite is a loving kiss. But to the spoiled even a loving kiss is a snake bite.
What’s your move?
Truth is as straight as an arrow, while a lie swivels like a snake.
Friendship is delicate as a glass, once broken it can be fixed but there will always be cracks.

Snake Captions For Instagram

Life is short – spoil your snake!
I’d rather meander through a pit of vipers than love one more person, but since I’m on the subject of snakes, we all know one, or are one.
Favorite pet? Danger noodle!
I am like a snake who has already bitten. I retreat from a direct battle while knowing the slow effect of the poison.
I love this snake more than most people.
When you’ve been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.
In addition, the body of a snake also resembles those marks with a stylus, brush, or pen that make up our letters.
Loving yourself is the greatest revolution. Loving others is the best rebellion. ????
What I like about Canada: The cold. The Dukes of Hazard, and super-sized pythons.
Snakes have no arms. That’s why they don’t wear vests.
This is no rattle.
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I’d always say ‘Why not me?’
Snakes are friends, not fangs!
While you weren’t paying attention, this snake successfully stole your heart.
The perfect printed shoe for your mani while snapping your favorite IG Stories. ??
Get these eyeshadow and lip palette and transform your look into something that will give the snakes a run for their money.
Me? Boss. You? My prey.
The snake will always bite back.
He’s coming to get you, Barbara.
Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again.
Don’t play with your food, because you never know when it will strike back.
If you’re going to hang with a Cobra, it might as well be a Diamondback.
I have a paralyzing fear of snakes.
No, snakes are no problem. I’d go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.

Funny Snake Captions Instagram

Don’t be afraid to give me a kiss! ??
I’m like a snake sleeping on a rock. I won’t bother you unless you poke a stick at me.
Friends ask you questions; enemies question you.
Sweet hot buns, a snack that’s sweet and spicy at the same time!
The strong-minded rise to the challenge of their goals and dreams. The weak-minded become haters.
If there is a snake in the grass, you have to set the field on fire to draw it out.
When it’s time to get things done.
I don’t need to bite to fight!
While you weren‘t paying attention, this snake successfully stole your heart.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.
I want to give up my bearings, slip out of who I am, shed everything, the way a snake discards old skin.
Joining the 14k members on our mailing list who are ready to discover products that deliver real results.
I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I’d always say ‘Why not me?’
Viper: Oh my gosh! Where are my legs?! Crane: Calm down. I think you’re a snake. Viper: Oh. Oh my gosh! I’m a snake!
The snake stood up for evil in the Garden.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.

Funny Snake Captions

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show.
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
Say good morning to the good sun and assure it that you’re not a threat to anyone. ????
Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo.
He saw a mouse and then he ate it. Mean muggin’ him is that sneaky serpent grin.
Strike like the cobra, ready to be used by our awed audience
Ready to get snapped?
Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Show me your fangs before we feed—i’m not afraid of you anymore.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
We go through life. We shed our skins. We become ourselves.
It has the longest non-venomous reptile fangs in the world.
The sorting hat said I‘m in Slytherin.
A little late to the game with this one, but I thought it was too good not to share.
Every orchid or rose or lizard or snake is the work of a dedicated and skilled breeder. There are thousands of people, amateurs and professionals, who devote their lives to this business.
A snake knows more about what is happening around than any other creature, because it has no ears to listen to gossip only direct perception.
I want to learn to knit so I can make sweaters for my snake!
First rule of fight club: Never tell anyone you were in a fight club
I looked into your eyes, and I saw honor.
The fear of snakes is cultivated. We aren’t born with it.
I can see you ??
The Snake in the fence is now inside the lungi.

Badass Snake Instagram Captions

He knows what you were born, not who you are.
No matter how big the challenge, you can always conquer it if you’re not afraid to get a little nakey ??
Fear is a tyrant and a despot, more terrible than the rack, more potent than the snake.
Cobra Effect: When a teacher asks a question and you raise your hand, even though you have no idea what the answer is.
I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn’t listen. You just had to.
Are you hissing at me?
How do you measure a snake? In inches because they don’t have any feet!
This glam snake is ready to slay that first date.
The snake kills by squeezing very slowly. This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be.
Snakes are friends, not fangs.
Tag a friend who loves spending time in the great outdoors. ??
Were you always such a snake… or did you grow into what you are?
Well, yeah, you listen to a talking snake and there’s gonna be trouble.
As the snake is separate from its slough, even so is the Spirit separate from the body.

Snake Plant Captions

There’s something badass about waking up to fresh coffee, isn’t there? Step into the light.
It’s not the bite of the snake that kills you, it’s the poison left behind.
A dog will look away when it’s done wrong, but a snake will look you right in the eyes.
I’d rather meander through a pit of vipers than love one more person, but since I’m on the subject of snakes, we all know one, or are one.
The snake produces poison in its body to poison its enemies! But man is a strange snake; he produces poison in his mind to poison his fellow men!
Make friends not enemies.
Hope is never a foolish thing, although others will tell you it is.
Most people want to see you do better, but not doing better than them.
Snakes, after all, have a great sense of decorum and order.
Wrap that thing around your finger.

Clever Snake Captions

Snakes are just as cuddly as cats and dogs!
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Intimidation is a state of mind. #Repost @the_real_derek
Snakes hide in grass, people behind their lies.
Sometimes if feels like you’re in a race. If you want to win, make sure you’re ahead of yourself. ??
Sssslither into a new year looking as cool as this snake.
Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.
Witness the quiet cunning of the mighty Cobra.
What is with these guys? Where’s the thrill in watching snakes eat? I certainly didn’t thrill in watching humans eat.